![]() ![]() Principal Lewis: Bitch, what are you crying about?! I was counting on that money! I can't go back to work now! I took a deuce on my desk! Fuck. Roger: Hey, I see Hayley! Don't marry Jeff! Case, closed. Roger: Well, that was quite a ride Wheels, but I think I got us there. Steve: Legs, please, just pull over! Roger: Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD?!!! Klaus/Garfield: Steve, who is he talking to? Roger: Shut up, Garfield! Why-wh-why do you- Why do you hate Mondays? You don't even work! Steve: Whoa! Whoa, Legs, you sure that's a good idea? Roger: I've never been more sure of anything in my life. Chocolate milk, some cheese puffs, and some Turkish amphetamines I scored in the bathroom. Roger: Alright, I've got everything we need. I'm gonna call your mama and tell her you just said that. to the maids at the Red Roof Inn who had to clean the curtains after I wiped Hayley's excitement all over them! Reginald: You have a mother.and you just said all that. Reginald: Now you gonna apologize? Bullock: I apologize. Francine: I'm gonna buy some nuts and jerky you piece of shit! Jeff: Wow! Hundred dollar bills! Hello, President Shakespeare. You're buying my wife some nuts and jerky. Jeff: Zoinks!įrancine: You piece of shit! You're gonna break my daughter's heart for fifty thousand dollars?! Stan: Francine, you're too angry right now. Here is an artist's rendering of the couple. Newswoman: A $50,000 reward to anyone who can stop the marriage! The girl has been described as a likely women's studies major and probable roller derby captain, while the male is your classic run-of-the-male stoner. ![]() Hayley: Jeff, I don't wanna go to Mexico! Okay, that's your plan! We need a plan we can both be excited about! Jeff: A new plan. Hayley's heading north! It's only forty minutes away! Francine: Let's go! Which way is north! Stan: That way! Francine: It's a dead end! Stan: I had tracking devices implanted in the base of the kids' skulls when they were born. You must be Francine's grandmother! One day, your granddaughter will make me a moderately happy man. Stan: I'm-I'm pretty sure I turned back time. You fainted and bashed your head on the counter. Hayley: Jeff, what are you doing here? Jeff: Look- Science Teacher: Hey! Who solved my theorem? Which one of you is the genius?! You there!! " Stop it.! Wheels.! STOP IT, WHEELS'S FATHER!!! Roger: YOUR GHOST FATHER IS NOT HERE!!! Steve: Oh no? Then who's.possessing me!? Roger: Stop it. Tickle monster! Steve: I know, Dad, I have to deal with this every day at the agency. Steve: Hey, what if I'm visited by the ghost of my dead father, who also used to be a detective? Roger: So we're just saying the first thing that comes into our minds? Okay. ![]() Steve: Okay, how about this for a case: Wheels's ex comes to town, looking for whoever poisoned her race horse. Burns"! What? Fifteen years ago? Who was it?. But not tonight! No, tonight, we're gonna find out "Who Shot Mr. Announcer: Tonight in honor of the 100th episode of American Dad!, tragedy will strike Langley Falls with death! 100 times! That's right! 100 of the characters you've come to know and love will die! Roger: For Pete's sake, these things are gonna kill me.
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